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SPRING HAS SPRUNG !!



People enjoy cherry blossoms in full bloom on rowboats 
at Chidorigafuchi imperial moat in Tokyo

Click here for more cherry blossoms in Japan

 And let us not forget those gorgeous Texas Bluebonnets, the official state flower

 

"From a Distance"
by Bette Middler
(the background music for this page)
 

From a distance the world looks blue and green,
and the snow-capped mountains white.
From a distance the ocean meets the stream,
and the eagle takes to flight.

From a distance, there is harmony,
and it echoes through the land.
It's the voice of hope, it's the voice of peace,
it's the voice of every man.

From a distance we all have enough,
and no one is in need.
And there are no guns, no bombs, and no disease,
no hungry mouths to feed.

From a distance we are instruments
marching in a common band.
Playing songs of hope, playing songs of peace.
They're the songs of every man.
God is watching us. God is watching us.
God is watching us from a distance.

From a distance you look like my friend,
even though we are at war.
From a distance I just cannot comprehend
what all this fighting is for.

From a distance there is harmony,
and it echoes through the land.
And it's the hope of hopes, it's the love of loves,
it's the heart of every man.

It's the hope of hopes, it's the love of loves.
This is the song of every man.
And God is watching us, God is watching us,
God is watching us from a distance.
Oh, God is watching us, God is watching.
God is watching us from a distance.

 

(in Japanese below, if your browser supports Japanese characters)

遥か彼方から, 世界は青と緑のように見える
そして、雪を頂いた山々は白い
遥か彼方から, 海は川の流れに出会い
イーグルは飛び立つ

 遥か彼方から, 調和が
世界のあちらこちらでこだましている
それは希望の声、それは平和の声
それはみんなの声

遥か彼方から, 私たちはすべて十分に持っている
誰も困っていない
銃も爆弾も無いし、病気も無い
食べるものにも困らない

遥か彼方から, 私たちは
共通のバンドで演奏する楽器
希望の歌を奏でよう、平和の歌を奏でよう
みんなの歌を
神はは私たちを見守っている、 神は私たちを見守っている
神は遠くから私たちを見守っている

遥か彼方から, たとえ私たちが戦争中だとしても
あなたは私の友達のよう
遥か彼方から, 私には全ての争いが
何のためにあるのか解らない

遥か彼方から, 調和が
世界のあちらこちらでこだましている
それはみんなの希望、みんなの愛
すべての人の心

みんなの希望、みんなの愛
すべての人の歌
神は私たちを見守っている、神は私たちを見守っている
神は遠くから私たちを見守っている

 

 

 

ALL I EVER REALLY NEEDED TO KNOW 
I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN

 

Most of what I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be, I learned in kindergarten. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school.

These are the things I learned: Share everything. Play fair. Don't hit people. Put things back where you found them. Clean up your own mess. Don't take things that aren't yours. Say you're sorry when you hurt somebody. Wash your hands before you eat. Flush. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Live a balanced life. Learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day some.

Take a nap every afternoon. When you go out into the world, watch for traffic, hold hands, and stick together. Be aware of wonder. Remember the little seed in the plastic cup. The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.

Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the cup -- they all die. So do we.

And remember the book about Dick and Jane and the first word you learned, the biggest word of all: LOOK. Everything you need to know is in there somewhere. The Golden Rule and love and basic sanitation. Ecology and politics and sane living.

Think of what a better world it would be if we all -- the whole world -- had cookies and milk about 3 o'clock every afternoon and then lay down with our blankets for a nap. Or if we had a basic policy in our nations to always put things back where we found them and cleaned up our own messes. And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out into the world, it is better to hold hands and stick together.

--Robert Fulghum--

 

 

Btw, I really LOVE the #1 country song in America for 7 consecutive weeks
(March 23--May 17) entitled "Have You Forgotten?" by Darryl Worley

 


 

Boyz will be boyz.      From happier times.....

....to more serious times.

 

Gary Joe Wolff
(in Japan)
Vers. XXI

 

Excuse me, but are you lost? Are you sure you're in the right place?
Oh well, regardless of whether you stumbled here by accident,
came on your own free will, or were ordered here at gunpoint,
why don't you take a load off and stay awhile.
By the way, "Howdy" (as they say back home in Texas) !!
Welcome to my home page.

I live in Tokyo, Japan,
an exciting 24-hour-a-day metropolis inhabited by only 30 million folks,
where I am currently working in the English education
business.
Unbelievably, I've been here for 12 years now,
and my main job is with a large Japanese construction company.

I have had the pleasure of teaching
over 4,000 students
at over 60
companies, schools, and agencies.
I have also worked for a company licensed by Disney,
a job which has taken me to 44 of Japan's 47 prefectures,
singing and dancing for young children
in an English education stage show.
Yes, I started my entertainment career quite young by forming a rock band
at the age of only 4 --
I'm the one in the photo wearing the shades.
(Ha Ha -- Just a joke !!)

My tenure in Japan has been a lot of fun, but I really do miss my family,
Tex-Mex food, and my mom and dad
's home cooking,
especially my dad's Texas barbeque.
Japan is indeed a very beautiful country
-- it's about 70% mountains
--
and I have found the people to be especially warm and kind.

One of the more surprising things I 
discovered after moving here is that
Tokyo is not a city,
but in fact, a prefecture,
the equivalent of a U.S. state.
It is a massive expanse of real estate
-- with a land area of 2135 sq. km. --
consisting of 23 wards, 27 cities, 6 towns, 8 villages,
as well as the Izu 7 Islands,
and the beautiful, remote Ogasawara Islands
-- some 1200 km. south of the metropolis --
which include Iwo Jima,
the famous WW II battle site.

And despite living in what is probably the world's
most populous metropolitan area,
one can be hiking in the mountains in a national park with a less-than-two-hour train ride
or be surfing in the Pacific Ocean with a less-than-one-hour train ride.
The culture here is absolutely fascinating.
Japan is indeed a very interesting country and it has been a pleasure living here.

By the way, I used to have a bunch of boring stuff on this page about my past life in the States,
including my background, hometown, interests, etc., but it seemed
to be in the way, so I decided to cut and paste it here
.
So in case you haven't dozed off by now,
I hope you will have time to visit
the rest of this site.
Enjoy !!

Navigating this site:

--------------------PHOTO GALLERY--------------------
(over 400 images)
Take me straight to the Photo Gallery
Exciting Japan Photos

Exciting Texas Photos
Exciting Mountain Photos  
Exciting Disney Kid Photos
Exciting Halloween Photos
Exciting Friend and Family Photos
More Exciting Friend and Family Photos, Page 2
More Exciting Friend and Family Photos, Page 3
President George W. Bush Photo Gallery
 
New !!


--------------------FUN STUFF--------------------

How to identify if your cow has MAD COW DISEASE 

A really cool Honda Accord advertisement 

An Amazing Clock that follows your mouse pointer around the screen 

The Magic Pinwheel 

The Leader of the Free World 

DRINK MORE BEER -- It's GOOD for you and HERE'S the proof !! 

Click here to Blow Up Osama Bin Laden 

The Flash Mind Reader 

The History of the "F" Word 

Engrish.com -- Engrish Favorites from Japan and around the World 

Remember when musicians dressed like THIS? (he-he) 

Click here to see my imagination at work.  You'll see my idea unfold from start to finish
(to write with the marker, hold down your left mouse button and then move your pointer).
 

 The Industrious Clock  

 An absolutely HILARIOUS cartoon of George W. Bush.....
you just GOTTA check this one out !!

 Lady Liberty Fireworks  

 You Don't Know Jack Schitt

 If there was ever any question as to which brand of soy sauce you should use,
here's your answer.
 

 For the first time ever, a camera mounted to the Atlantis space shuttle's External Tank
offered a view of the ride to orbit on Oct. 7, 2002
 

 Some New Features you may need on your Computer  

 Groovin' Granny

  Earth Lights from Space 

The Bush-Gore Dance
(It may be over, but the dancing never ends!)

The Dancing U.S. Presidents

The Parade of Stars

Fireworks over Tokyo Bay

3D Rotating Clock

Las Vegas Striptease Girl

Risque Jokes, Photos, and Cartoons

Springtime Flowers in Texas
(a virtual slide show)

The History and Lyrics of the Song, "The Yellow Rose of Texas"

Smiles to Help Brighten Your Day

George Carlin's Latest Theory on Life

The Paradox of Our Time
by George Carlin

-------------------FEEL GOOD-------------------
STUFF

U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell's 12 Rules for Life 

 The very moving and inspirational "Interview with God" presentation
(The words to the poem can be viewed here) 

 Do not be discouraged. There is hope for us all.....right now.  

 I Believe  

 Click here to see an appeal for PEACE,
issued over 30 years ago by John Lennon.

Rocks
(Set your priorities. Take care of your rocks first.)

What is the Meaning of Life?

Inspiration and Hope  
(updated with 18 new quotes on April 6, 2003)

Love Poems

Tips for Success

Everyone's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
by Baz Luhrmann

Going to College

Life's Many Little Lessons

Affirmation of Faith in an Apocalyptic Age
by the Reverend John Donald Craig
(Jan. 3, 1915 - Nov. 1, 2002)

I've Learned....

A Vanished Friend

The Most Beautiful Flower

The Summer of '99 is Over, but the Memories Linger On........
(a short slide show)

A Place in the Sun
(an awesome, breathtaking sunset with background music)

Almost Full Moon Fever
(with "Everything I Do... I Do It For You" by Bryan Adams)

Phil Collins in Concert -- "Do You Remember?"

Listen to One of my Favorite Songs Here --
"Open Arms" by Journey

--------------------JAPAN STUFF--------------------

TokyoDV -- News, Photos, Products, and Online Videos from Japan 

Japanese Streets -- Exclusive Shots of Japan's Trendy Street Fashion -- 150% Cool 

 Click here to see some spectacular fall scenery
from the Northern Japan Alps

Cherry Blossoms in Japan

Live Concert Schedules for Some of My Favorite Tokyo Musicians:

Charlie Fukami  
Alan Patton
Bottleneck Blues Band
Marble Tears  
Aki Sasaki

Red*Thread
Donna Burke & Bill Benfield

Miya Ishida
Edelweiss Kapelle

More Tokyo Concert Info
Tokyo Live Music

Just How Crowded IS it on Toyko Trains, Anyways?

Gary's Tokyo-Houston News Beacon

What's Newsworthy in Japan These Days?

A Live Minicam View of Mt. Fuji
(Japan Time = GMT + 9 hours)

Rob's Japan FAQ: Know Before You Go
(Visiting or relocating to Japan? Get your questions answered here)

Photo Japan
(fine photographic images of Japan)

More Japan Links

More Tokyo Links

-----------------A TRIBUTE TO DAD-----------------

The Home Page of Walter Wolff
-- take a tour through the almost 50-year career of one of the
best fast-pitch softball pitchers who ever lived on this planet --


--------------------BORING STUFF--------------------

Web Site Bookmarks

Resume

Gary's Past Life in the States


Previous Versions of this Welcome Page:

A Special Tribute to Space Shuttle Columbia -- Feb. 2003 
Christmas 2002 (Santa Gary)   
Fall 2002
Summer 2002
Christmas 2001
Fall 2001
Spring 2001

Email to President George W. Bush
New Year's 2001
Christmas 2000
Fall 2000
Summer 2000
Spring 2000
New Year's 2000 (Geisha Gary)
Fall '99 (Ricky "Gary" Martin theme)
Summer '99
Spring '99
Christmas '98
'98 Nagano Winter Olympics
Original Home Page Published January 27, 1997


Sayonara

Well, I guess that's all for now. Thanks for visiting.
I sincerely hope this web site has been a culturally rewarding experience for you (joke).
The site has grown considerably since it was first launched in Jan. '97 and
it is unlikely you will be able to see everything in only 1 visit.
So please bookmark this site and come back when you can stay longer.
Or as they say in Texas,
"Y'all come back now, ya heah?"
Happy surfing !!

And don't forget to drop me a line if you have time.
If you have any comments, suggestions, complaints,
or would just like to yell at me,
you can send email here:

garywolf@gol.com
email

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