Merry Christmas 2003 !!
(photo courtesy of Free Wave, a Tokyo-based talent agency)
Click here to view another shot of Santa Gary
-- Christmas
Noodles -- |
Xmas illumination along Keyakizaka Street in Roppongi Hills, Tokyo
Click here for a Season's Greeting from Ashland University
Santa, all I want for Xmas is BOOBIES !!
Excuse me, but are you
lost? Are you sure you're in the right place?
Oh well, regardless of whether you stumbled here by accident,
came on your own free will, or were ordered here at gunpoint,
why don't you take a load off and stay awhile.
By the way, "Howdy" (as they say back home in Texas) !!
Welcome to my home page.
I live in Tokyo,
Japan,
an exciting 24-hour-a-day metropolis inhabited by only 30 million folks,
where I am currently working in the English education
business.
Unbelievably, I've been here for over 12 years now,
and my main job is with a large Japanese construction company.
I have had the pleasure
of teaching
over 4,000 students
at over 60 companies, schools, and agencies.
I have also worked for a company licensed by Disney,
a job which has taken me to 44 of Japan's 47 prefectures,
singing and dancing for young children
in an English education stage show.
Yes, I started my entertainment career quite young by forming a
rock band
at the age of only 4 --
I'm the one in the photo wearing the shades.
(Ha Ha -- Just a joke !!)
My tenure in Japan has been a lot of fun, but
I really do miss my family,
Tex-Mex
food, and my mom and
dad 's home cooking,
especially my dad's Texas barbeque.
Japan is indeed a very beautiful country
-- it's about 70% mountains
--
and I have found the people to be especially warm and kind.
One of the more surprising things I
discovered after moving here is that
Tokyo is not a city,
but in fact, a prefecture,
the equivalent of a U.S. state.
It is a massive expanse of real estate
-- with a land area of 2135 sq. km. --
consisting of 23 wards, 27 cities, 6 towns, 8 villages,
as well as the Izu 7 Islands,
and the beautiful, remote Ogasawara Islands
-- some 1200 km. south of the metropolis --
which include Iwo Jima,
the famous WW II battle site.
And despite living in what is probably the
world's
most populous metropolitan area,
one can be hiking in the mountains in a national park with a less-than-two-hour
train ride
or be surfing in the Pacific Ocean with a less-than-one-hour train ride.
The culture here is absolutely fascinating.
Japan is indeed a very interesting country and it has been a pleasure living
here.
By the way, I used to have a bunch of boring
stuff on this page about my past life in the States,
including my background, hometown, interests, etc., but it seemed
to be in the way, so I decided to cut and paste it here
.
So in case you haven't dozed off by now,
I hope you will have time to visit
the rest of this site.
Enjoy !!
--------------------PHOTO
GALLERY--------------------
(over 400 images)
Take
me straight to the Photo Gallery
Exciting Japan Photos
Exciting Texas Photos
Exciting Mountain
Photos
(updated August 25, 2003)
Exciting Disney Kid Photos
Exciting Halloween Photos
Exciting Friend and Family
Photos
More Exciting Friend
and Family Photos, Page 2
More Exciting Friend
and Family Photos, Page 3
President George W. Bush Photo Gallery
Mt. Suisho-dake & Mt. Washiba-dake, Northern
Japan Alps
--------------------FUN STUFF--------------------
Happy Firecracker Day to you !!
ATTENTION
ALL WIVES: Wanna be sure of pleasing your man?
Then "The Good
Wife's Guide" is a must read !!
Feeling a bit down? Click here to boost your spirits with the "Automatic Flatterer"
How to identify if your cow has MAD COW DISEASE
A really cool Honda Accord advertisement
An Amazing Clock that follows your mouse pointer around the screen
DRINK MORE BEER -- It's GOOD for you and HERE'S the proof !!
Click here to Blow Up Osama Bin Laden
Engrish.com -- Engrish Favorites from Japan and around the World
An
absolutely HILARIOUS cartoon of George W. Bush.....
you just GOTTA check this one out !!
If
there was ever any question as to which brand of soy sauce you should use,
here's your answer.
The
Bush-Gore Dance
(It may be over, but the
dancing never ends!)
The History and Lyrics of the Song, "The Yellow Rose of Texas"
-------------------FEEL
GOOD-------------------
STUFF
Wake-Up Call --
Flight Day 15 -- Columbia Space Shuttle Mission STS-107,
a music video essay by Chris Valentine
(Background music: "Imagine" by John Lennon)
U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell's 12 Rules for Life
The
very moving and inspirational "Interview with God" presentation
(The
words to the poem can be viewed here)
Do not be discouraged. There is hope for us all.....right now.
Click
here to see an appeal for PEACE,
issued over 30 years ago by John Lennon.
Inspiration
and Hope
(updated with new quotes on Oct. 26, 2003)
The
Summer of '99 is Over, but the Memories Linger On........
(a short slide show)
A
Place in the Sun
(an awesome, breathtaking sunset with background music)
Almost
Full Moon Fever
(with "Everything I Do...
I Do It For You" by Bryan Adams)
Listen
to One of my Favorite Songs Here --
"Open Arms" by Journey
--------------------JAPAN STUFF--------------------
TokyoDV -- News, Photos, Products, and Online Videos from Japan
Japanese Streets -- Exclusive Shots of Japan's Trendy Street Fashion -- 150% Cool
Click
here to see some spectacular fall scenery
from the Northern Japan Alps
Live Concert Schedules for Some of My Favorite Tokyo Musicians:
Charlie
Fukami
Alan Patton
Bottleneck Blues Band
Marble Tears
Aki Sasaki
Red*Thread
Donna Burke &
Bill Benfield
Miya
Ishida
More
Tokyo Concert Info
Tokyo Live Music
A
Live Minicam View of Mt. Fuji
(Japan Time = GMT + 9 hours)
Rob's Japan FAQ: Know Before You Go
(Visiting or relocating
to Japan? Get your questions answered here)
-----------------A TRIBUTE TO DAD-----------------
The Home Page of
Walter Wolff
-- take a tour through the almost 50-year career of one of the
best fast-pitch softball pitchers who ever lived on this planet --
--------------------BORING STUFF--------------------
Previous Versions
of this Welcome Page:
The View from the Top of
Japan -- Fall 2003
Japan is NOT a Safe Country
!! -- Summer 2003
Operation Iraqi Freedom -- Spring 2003
A Special Tribute to Space
Shuttle Columbia -- Feb. 2003
Christmas 2002 (Santa Gary)
Fishing, Climbing, C&W Dancing -- Fall 2002
Fuji-Xerox World Cup Soccer Ad -- Summer 2002
Christmas 2001
Body Sculpting in the Northern Japan Alps -- Fall 2001
Cherry Blossoms along the Tama River -- Spring 2001
Email to President George W. Bush --
Feb. 20, 2001
Happy 21st Century !! -- New Year's 2001
Christmas 2000
Japan's Spectacular Fall Colors -- Fall 2000
A Summer Night in Japan -- Summer 2000
Spring 2000
New Year's 2000 (Geisha Gary)
Fall '99 (Ricky "Gary" Martin theme)
Summer Fun in Japan -- Summer '99
Spring has Come -- Spring '99
Christmas '98
'98 Nagano Winter Olympics
Original Home Page Published January 27, 1997
Sayonara
Well, I guess that's
all for now. Thanks for visiting.
I sincerely hope this web site has been a culturally rewarding experience
for you (joke).
The site has grown considerably since it was first launched in Jan. '97
and
it is unlikely you will be able to see everything in only 1 visit.
So please bookmark this site and come back when you can stay longer.
Or as they say in Texas,
"Y'all come back now, ya heah?"
Happy surfing !!
And don't forget to drop
me a line if you have time.
If you have any comments, suggestions, complaints,
or would just like to yell at me,
you can send email here:
Congratulations!
You are person number
to visit this site so far today!
Ha Ha Ha !
Come back and visit real soon, ok ??!!
The last time I fiddled with this site was December 18, 2003.
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