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In
Loving Memory of Dad
June 2004
Please check out my new website:
Gary J. Wolff (in Tokyo, Japan)
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On
documentary filmmaker, and
presidential nominee John
Festival to present her short film, "The Last Full Measure."
How to Spot a Rich Guy
The
First Daughters join their father
on the campaign trail.
Click
here to listen to the trailer for the Big Fat
Stupid White Man's new movie, Fahrenheit 98.6
Clinton story on wife's name questioned "The unwillingness to tell the truth or urge to fictionalize is manifest throughout the book. Take Page 870. The Clintons were in New Zealand and met 'Sir Edmund Hillary who explored the South Pole in the 1950s and was the first man to reach the top of Mount Everest and, most important, was the person Chelsea's mother had been named for.' Edmund Hillary reached the top of Everest in 1953. Hillary Rodham was born in 1947 when the famed mountain climber was still an unknown beekeeper." |
The Clintons pay their final respects at Ronald Reagan's
funeral
(zzzzzzzzzzzzz......)
The
world's first blue roses, developed by Japan
beverage maker, Suntory
Lavender flowers in Kamifurano-cho, Hokkaido,
which peak in mid-July
About 100 mountaineers celebrate the opening of the
Mt. Fuji climbing season on July 1st by catching
the 4:29am sunrise from the summit.
Temperature was a crisp 2º C.
Ruling coalition lawmakers shield
Masayuki Kunii,
chairman of the
House of Councilors welfare committee
(second from left, facing front),
from their
opposition counterparts on June 3rd as the panel
approves a package of pension reform bills.
An overhead, pedal-powered monorail amusement park ride for kids
A lamppost in Kasai Rinkai Seaside Park
"May
Peace Prevail on Earth"
("sekai jinrui ga heiwa de arimasuyou ni"
in Japanese)
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GALLERY--------------------
(over 400 images)
Take
me straight to the Photo Gallery
Exciting Japan Photos
Exciting Texas Photos
Exciting Mountain
Photos
Exciting Disney Kid Photos
Exciting Halloween Photos
Exciting Friend and Family
Photos
More Exciting Friend
and Family Photos, Page 2
More Exciting Friend
and Family Photos, Page 3
President George W. Bush Photo Gallery
Mt. Suisho-dake & Mt. Washiba-dake, Northern
Japan Alps
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Secret
Worlds: The Universe Within
View the Milky Way at 10 million light
years from the Earth.
Then move through space towards the Earth
in successive orders of magnitude until you reach
a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the
National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee, Florida.
After that, begin to move from the actual size of a leaf
into a microscopic world that reveals leaf cell walls,
the cell nucleus, chromatin, DNA and finally,
into the subatomic universe of electrons and protons.
Attention all stargazers !! If you're interested in satellites or astronomy, you've come to the right place! Their aim is to provide you with all the information you need to observe satellites such as the International Space Station and the Space Shuttle, spectacular events such as the dazzlingly bright flares from Iridium satellites, as well as a wealth of other spaceflight and astronomical information. They not only provide the times of visibility, but also detailed star charts showing the satellite's track through the heavens. All their pages, including the graphics, are generated in real-time and customized for your location and time zone. |
Happy
Firecracker Day to you !!
(Oh, you mean it's not the 4th of July
yet? Darn....)
ATTENTION
ALL WIVES: Wanna be sure of pleasing your man?
Then "The Good
Wife's Guide" is a must read !! (he-he)
Risque Jokes, Photos, and Cartoons
Feeling a bit down? Click here to boost your spirits with the "Automatic Flatterer"
How
to identify if your cow has MAD COW DISEASE
(courtesy: Mr. Lenny Burns)
A really cool Honda Accord advertisement
An Amazing Clock that follows your mouse pointer around the screen
DRINK MORE BEER -- It's GOOD for you and HERE'S the proof !!
Click here to Blow Up Osama Bin Laden
Engrish.com -- Engrish Favorites from Japan and around the World
An
absolutely HILARIOUS cartoon of George W. Bush.....
you just GOTTA check this one out !!
If
there was ever any question as to which brand
of soy sauce you should use, here's your answer.
The
Bush-Gore Dance
(It may be over, but the
dancing never ends!)
Springtime Flowers
in Texas
(a virtual slide show)
The History and Lyrics of the Song, "The Yellow Rose of Texas"
The
Paradox of Our Time
by George Carlin
---------------2004 U.S. PRESIDENTIAL
ELECTION---------------
(let the fun begin !!)
The new John-John Love Fest
How romantic !! Perhaps we need to get these guys a
room....
Click here to see a HILARIOUS animated version of the above photos.
THU JULY 08, 2004 10:09:35 ET CAN'T KEEP HANDS OFF EACH OTHER Hugs, kisses to the cheek, affectionate touching of the face, caressing of the back, grabbing of the arm, fingers to the neck, rubbing of the knees... John Kerry and John Edwards can't keep their hands off each other! In the past 48 hours, "candidate handling" has become the top buzz on the trail. News photographers have been going wild with photos of the two Johns. "I've been covering Washington and politics for 30 years. I can say I've never seen this much touching between two men, publicly," e-mailed one wire photographer. When asked if the Johns are acting out a cynical focus group series of poses -- perhaps to show warmth to the chilly Bush/Cheney -- a Kerry spokesperson explained: "I think we're just seeing genuine affection between them." But the spokesperson added, "I hope we do not see them wearing matching outfits when they ride bikes this weekend." ************ |
And what a stark contrast with this:
"In the Senate four years -- and that is the
full extent of public life --
no international experience, no military experience....
When I came back from Vietnam in 1969, I don't know if John Edwards was out of
diapers then."
-John F. Kerry during the Iowa Caucuses on the man he picked for #2
Please listen to some of Paul Shanklin's hilarious parodies here:
John
F'ing Kerry rehearses his announcement
of Edwards as his running mate
Dawn of the Brain Dead Candidate
What if Kerry was interviewed by Dr. Phil?
"Bad Vibrations" (sung to the tune of the old Beach Boys song)
Hear Kerry Confess to "Atrocities," "Burning of Villages" in Vietnam
Who would you rather have running your country?
OR
Kerry Bites the Dust Once Again on his Training Wheels
Senators
John Kerry (D-MA) and Tom Harkin (D-IA) meet with Daniel Ortega,
leader of Nicaragua's communist Sandinistas in 1984.
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GOOD-------------------
STUFF
The
Center of the Bible
(if you have PowerPoint & a
high-speed connection,
it's worth the wait....trust me)
Cowboy
Bush
(hey, WHAT'S wrong with being a COWBOY,
anyways ??!!)
Another
Version Here
Wake-Up Call --
Flight Day 15 -- Columbia Space Shuttle Mission STS-107,
a music video essay by Chris Valentine
(Background music: "Imagine" by John Lennon)
U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell's 12 Rules for Life
The
very moving and inspirational "Interview with God" presentation
(The
words to the poem can be viewed here)
Do not be discouraged. There is hope for us all.....right now.
The
Summer of '99 is Over, but the Memories Linger On........
(a short slide show)
--------------------JAPAN STUFF--------------------
A
Photo Documentary of Kamagasaki, the largest slum in Japan
(by Shannon Higgins)
TokyoDV -- News, Photos, Products, and Online Videos from Japan
Japanese Streets -- Exclusive Shots of Japan's Trendy Street Fashion -- 150% Cool
Click
here to see some spectacular fall scenery
from the Northern Japan Alps
Live Concert Schedules for Some of My Favorite Tokyo Musicians:
Charlie
Fukami
Alan Patton
Bottleneck Blues Band
Marble Tears
Aki Sasaki
Red*Thread
Donna Burke &
Bill Benfield
Miya
Ishida
More
Tokyo Concert Info
A
Live Minicam View of Mt. Fuji
(Japan Time = GMT + 9 hours)
Rob's Japan FAQ: Know Before You Go
(Visiting or relocating
to Japan? Get your questions answered here)
-----------------A TRIBUTE TO DAD-----------------
The Home Page of
Walter Wolff
(Dec. 22, 1932--June 7, 2004)
-- take the tour through the almost 50-year career of one of the
best fast-pitch softball pitchers who ever walked on this planet --
-------------------KARAOKE ROOM-------------------
OK,
well there's no little bouncing ball, nor color-highlighted text,
but you've got the words and the music, so.....Get After It !!!
An appeal for PEACE,
issued over 30 years ago by John Lennon.
A
Place in the Sun
(an awesome, breathtaking sunset with background music)
Almost
Full Moon Fever
(with "Everything I Do...
I Do It For You" by Bryan Adams)
Phil Collins in Concert -- "Do You Remember?"
Listen
to One of my Favorite Songs Here --
"Open Arms" by Journey
--------------------BORING STUFF--------------------
Previous Versions
of this Welcome Page:
Golden Week Boredom
(2004)
I Love Spring !! (2004)
Mars Rover Photos -- February 2004
New Year's 2004
("2003--the Year in Pictures" photo collage)
Christmas 2003 (Blue Santa Gary)
The View from the Top of
Japan -- Fall 2003
Japan is NOT a Safe Country
!! -- Summer 2003
Operation Iraqi Freedom -- Spring 2003
A Special Tribute to Space
Shuttle Columbia -- Feb. 2003
Christmas 2002 (Santa Gary)
Fishing, Climbing, C&W Dancing -- Fall 2002
Fuji-Xerox World Cup Soccer Ad -- Summer 2002
Christmas 2001
Body Sculpting in the Northern Japan Alps -- Fall 2001
Cherry Blossoms along the Tama River -- Spring 2001
Email to President George W. Bush --
Feb. 20, 2001
Happy 21st Century !! -- New Year's 2001
Christmas 2000
Japan's Spectacular Fall Colors -- Fall 2000
A Summer Night in Japan -- Summer 2000
Spring 2000
New Year's 2000 (Geisha Gary)
Fall '99 (Ricky "Gary" Martin theme)
Summer Fun in Japan -- Summer '99
Spring has Come (春が来た) -- Spring '99
Christmas '98
'98 Nagano, Japan Winter Olympics
Original Home Page Published January 27, 1997
Sayonara
Well, I guess that's
all for now. Thanks for visiting.
I sincerely hope this web site has been a culturally rewarding experience
for you (joke).
The site has grown considerably since it was first launched in Jan. '97
and
it is unlikely you will be able to see everything in only 1 visit.
So please bookmark this site and come back when you can stay longer.
Or as they say in Texas,
"Y'all come back now, ya heah?"
Happy surfing !!
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