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Happy 2005 !!
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-- The Year of the Rooster --
Miss Chinese International winner Leanne Li Yanan of Vancouver
(C),
first runner-up Chen Fala of New York (L) and second runner-up
Jessica Young of Melbourne pose after winning the
Miss Chinese International Pageant 2005 in Hong Kong, January 29,
2005.
Twenty-two contestants from around the world, including Australia,
Canada, Holland and Thailand, participated in the pageant. (REUTERS/Kin
Cheung)
More Calvin and Hobbes snow art here.
Ever heard of a portable roll-up piano? Only in Japan.....
Official Clinton Painting Now on Display..............
Don't you feel like doing this
to at least one person a day?
Click here
to listen to Ted Kennedy ("The Swimmer")
butcher the name of freshman Senator Barak Obama from Illinois,
along with other hilarious Kennedy parodies by Paul
Shanklin.
The Dollar is Sick and Due to Become Sicker
Time to sell your dollar-denominated assets?
[W + (D-d)] x TQ
M x NA
Click here to
listen to my hilarious new theme song,
"I
Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore"
Navigating
this site:--------------------EXCITING
PHOTO
GALLERY--------------------
(over 400 images)
Take
me straight to the Exciting Photo Gallery
Exciting Japan Photos
Exciting Texas
Photos
Exciting
Mountain
Photos
Exciting Disney Kid Photos
Exciting Halloween Photos
Exciting Friend and
Family
Photos
More Exciting Friend
and Family Photos, Page 2
More Exciting Friend
and Family Photos, Page 3
Exciting President George W. Bush Photo Gallery
Exciting Mt. Suisho-dake & Mt.
Washiba-dake, Northern
Japan Alps
-----------------A TRIBUTE TO DAD-----------------
(Dec. 22, 1932--June 7, 2004)
-- take the tour
through the almost 50-year career of one of the
best fast-pitch softball pitchers who ever walked on this planet --
(his website updated Sept. 11,
2004)
--------------------FUN
STUFF--------------------
Secret
Worlds: The Universe Within
View the Milky Way at 10 million
light
years from the Earth.
Then move through space towards the Earth
in successive orders of magnitude until you reach
a tall oak tree just outside the buildings of the
National High Magnetic Field Laboratory in Tallahassee, Florida.
After that, begin to move from the actual size of a leaf
into a microscopic world that reveals leaf cell walls,
the cell nucleus, chromatin, DNA and finally,
into the subatomic universe of electrons and protons.
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Attention all stargazers !! If you're interested in satellites or astronomy, you've come to the right place! Their aim is to provide you with all the information you need to observe satellites such as the International Space Station and the Space Shuttle, spectacular events such as the dazzlingly bright flares from Iridium satellites, as well as a wealth of other spaceflight and astronomical information. They not only provide the times of visibility, but also detailed star charts showing the satellite's track through the heavens. All their pages, including the graphics, are generated in real-time and customized for your location and time zone. |
Happy
Firecracker Day to you !!
(Oh, you mean it's not the 4th of
July
yet? Darn....)
ATTENTION
ALL WIVES: Wanna be sure of pleasing your man?
Then "The Good
Wife's Guide" is a must read !!
(he-he)
Risque
Jokes, Photos, and Cartoons
Feeling
a bit down? Click here to boost your spirits with the "Automatic
Flatterer"
How to identify
if your cow has MAD COW DISEASE
(courtesy: Mr. Lenny
Burns)
A really cool
Honda Accord advertisement
Engrish.com -- Engrish Favorites from
Japan and
around the World
If
there was ever any question as to which brand
of soy sauce you should use, here's your answer.
The
Bush-Gore Dance
(It may be over, but the
dancing never ends!)
Springtime Flowers
in Texas
(a virtual slide show)
The
History and Lyrics of the Song, "The Yellow Rose of Texas"
The
Paradox of Our Time
by
former pastor of Seattle's Overlake Christian Church
The Twilight Zone page
(the original splash page for
www.garywolff.com)
-------------------FEEL
GOOD-------------------
STUFF
The Center
of the Bible
(if you have PowerPoint & a
high-speed connection,
it's worth the wait....trust me)
Cowboy
Bush
(hey, WHAT'S wrong with being a
COWBOY,
anyways ??!!)
Another
Version Here
Wake-Up Call
-- Flight Day 15 -- Columbia Space Shuttle Mission STS-107,
a music video essay by Chris Valentine
(Background music: "Imagine" by John Lennon)
U.S.
Secretary of State Colin Powell's 12 Rules for Life
The
very moving and inspirational "Interview with God" presentation
(The
words to the poem can be viewed here)
Do
not be discouraged. There is hope for us all.....right now.
Inspiration
and Hope
(updated Feb. 11, 2005) 
Love
Poems
(updated Feb. 22, 2005)
The
Summer of '99 is Over, but the Memories Linger On........
(a short slide show)
--------------------JAPAN STUFF--------------------
The
Small Print
(this week’s required
Japan
reading by Rick Kennedy)
Photo
of the Week
(from Metropolis, Japan's No. 1
English
Magazine)
A Photo
Documentary of Kamagasaki, the largest slum in Japan
(by Shannon Higgins)
TokyoDV --
News, Photos, Products, and Online Videos from Japan
Japanese
Streets -- Exclusive Shots of Japan's Trendy Street Fashion -- 150% Cool
Click
here to see some spectacular fall scenery
from the Northern Japan Alps
Live Concert Schedules for Some of My Favorite Tokyo
Musicians:
Charlie
Fukami
Alan Patton
Bottleneck Blues Band
Marble Tears
Aki Sasaki
Red*Thread
Donna Burke &
Bill Benfield
Miya
Ishida
More
Tokyo Concert Info
A
Live Minicam View of Mt. Fuji
(Japan Time = GMT + 9 hours)
Rob's Japan FAQ: Know Before You Go
(Visiting or relocating
to Japan? Get your questions answered here)
-------------------KARAOKE ROOM-------------------
OK,
well there's no little bouncing ball, nor color-highlighted text,
but you've got the words and the music, so.....Get After It !!!
An appeal for PEACE,
issued over 30 years ago by John Lennon.
A
Place in the Sun
(an awesome, breathtaking sunset with background music)
Almost
Full Moon Fever
(with "Everything I Do...
I Do It For You" by Bryan Adams)
Phil
Collins in Concert -- "Do You Remember?"
Listen
to One of my Favorite Songs Here --
"Open Arms" by Journey
--------------------BORING
STUFF--------------------
-------------------ARCHIVES-------------------
Previous Versions
of this Welcome Page:
New Year's 2005
("2004--the Year in Pictures" photo collage)
Christmas 2004
Fall 2004
Run-up to the 2004
Presidential Election
(Click
here to see my
special Election 2004 page)
Happy Summer !!
(2004)
In Loving Memory of Dad--1932-2004
(June 2004)
Golden Week Boredom
(2004)
I Love Spring !! (2004)
Mars Rover
Photos -- February 2004
New Year's 2004
("2003--the Year in Pictures" photo collage)
Christmas 2003 (Blue Santa Gary)
The View
from the Top of
Japan -- Fall 2003
Japan is NOT a Safe Country
!! -- Summer 2003
Operation Iraqi Freedom --
Spring 2003
A Special Tribute to Space
Shuttle Columbia -- Feb. 2003
Christmas 2002 (Santa Gary)
Fishing, Climbing, C&W Dancing -- Fall 2002
Fuji-Xerox World Cup Soccer Ad -- Summer 2002
Christmas 2001
Body Sculpting in the Northern Japan Alps
-- Fall 2001
Cherry Blossoms along the Tama River --
Spring 2001
Email to President George W.
Bush --
Feb. 20, 2001
Happy 21st Century !! -- New Year's
2001
Christmas 2000
Japan's Spectacular Fall Colors -- Fall 2000
A Summer Night in Japan -- Summer 2000
Spring 2000
New Year's 2000 (Geisha Gary)
Fall '99 (Ricky "Gary" Martin theme)
Summer Fun in Japan -- Summer '99
Spring has Come (春が来た) -- Spring '99
Christmas '98
'98 Nagano, Japan Winter Olympics
Original Home Page published January 27, 1997
Sayonara
Well, I guess that's
all for now. Thanks for visiting.
I sincerely hope this web site has been a culturally rewarding
experience
for you (joke).
It's grown considerably since first being launched in Jan. '97,
and it is unlikely you will be able to see everything in only 1 visit.
So please bookmark this site and come back when you can stay longer.
Or as we say back in Texas,
"Y'all come back now, ya heah?"
Happy surfing !!
And don't forget to drop
me a line if you have time.
If you have any comments, suggestions, complaints,
or would just like to yell at me,
you can send email here:
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